Quizno's knows how to lower the bar. In an effort to bring the whole "2 Girls, 1 Cup" disgusting video back to life, the company that recently implied that a dude was about to make sweet love to his Quizno's sub machine has done it again with "2 Girls, 1 Sub". It's not exactly commercial length but the production values scream professional effort and there was obviously some money put in to the making of the longer-than-usual commercial. It's not just somewhat racy, it's overtly pornographic. I'm surprised one of the swimsuit-clad models didn't pull her bottoms off and pleasure herself with the Quizno's Torpedo sub. Maybe we'd call that "Quiznoing yourself".
(Via @emilysaysso)
Whatever the case, take the commercial for a spin and ask yourself this: would you feel at least somewhat ashamed of yourself if one of your children saw this on TV?
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