The best faces at the London Olympics

The London Olympics feature much more than female athletes photographed with their nipples straining against their bikini tops and their camel toe on display for the world to see. There are also hundreds of photographs showing painfully contorted faces during competition. Below are the best of the best.

Linlin Deng - China - Vault: this Chinese gymnast appears to be constipated - or straining to remain standing.

Kohei Uchimura - Japan - Parallel Bars: again another gymnast appearing to be in pure agony. If gymnastics is so painful I suggest trying Dressage.

Savannah Vinsant - USA - Trampoline: Savannah Vinsant seems to be saying, with this look, that she is just as surprised as the rest of the world that jumping on a trampoline is an Olympic sport.

Maryna Kyiko - Ukraine - Trampoline: I think someone just let a really smelly Olympic-sized fart slip out based on that face.

Tom Daley - Great Britain - Diving: his face says it all, he just KNOWS that he's a second away from receiving an Olympic-sized enema.

London Olympic track and field camel toe

The London Olympics are giving us camel toe photos in the most unlikely spots - take, for instance, today's rare find of camel toe during the 3000-meter steeplechase - a track and field event. All courtesy of Russian Yuliya Zaripova.

Russia's Yuliya Zaripova celebrates while her shorts ride up revealing her Russian camel toe as she wins the women's 3000-meter steeplechase ahead of Tunisia's Habiba Ghribi during the athletics in the Olympic Stadium at the 2012 Summer Olympics, London

From the fine ass of Kerri Walsh to the Russian tennis team consisting of Maria Sharapova and Maria Kirilenko which has the hottest bodies of any Olympic team in London, the best London Olympic photos are right here. There's pole vaulter Leryn Franco of Paraguay displaying rather prominent camel toe. There is also the tantalizing nipples of Rebecca Soni. There's a never ending parade of nipples, ass, rocking bodies, cleavage, sexy butts and camel toe all updated multiple times per day.

Olympic handball nipple photos - go Croatia!

Now that I know that handball is an Olympic sport, I am drawn to it by the talent (and the bodies) of the Olympic handball players and the fact that the nipples of these sexy ladies are visible through multiple layers of clothing. Keep up the nipples, um, nice work ladies.

Croatia's centreback Miranda Tatari, nipples clearly visible during this celebratory photo, reacts after a goal during the women's preliminary Group A handball match Croatia vs Montenegro.

Norway handball nipples - London Olympics

Not knowing that handball was an Olympic sport until this year, I am pleasantly surprised by the talent (and the bodies) of the Olympic handball players and the fact that the nipples of these ladies are visible through multiple layers of clothing. Keep up the nipples, er, nice work ladies.

Norway's pivot Heidi Loke reacts after a goal during the women's preliminary Group B handball match Norway vs Spain with her nipples clearly visible through 2-3 layers of clothing.

Camel toe or cameltoe - inside the London Olympics

The two-plus weeks of the 2012 Summer Olympics in London are grueling for everyone, myself included. Each day I carefully pour through hundreds, sometimes thousands of photos from a plethora of sources in an effort to find interesting, weird, scandalous and sexy photographs of top-notch Olympic athletes. First and foremost in my search are the ever-elusive camel toe (some search for it as cameltoe, so there it is) photos.

Then comes the easier nipple photos. The majority of those come from the outdoor sports and being that London is a cooler climate, this year's Olympic games have been a goldmine for Olympic nipple photos. Lastly is the periodic showcase of hot/sexy Olympic athletes and perfect butts or hot asses.

Yes, I actually do research on these athletes -- think along the lines of Antonija Misura, Elsa Baquerizo and basically every member of the Olympic delegations from Spain, Italy and, of course, Brazil. The countries of the former Soviet Union are also a great source of hot Olympic bodies.

Check back soon for new photo galleries of hot Olympic athletes, nipples and the ever-elusive Olympic Camel Toe.

From the fine ass of Kerri Walsh to the Russian tennis team consisting of Maria Sharapova and Maria Kirilenko which has the hottest bodies of any Olympic team in London, the best London Olympic photos are right here. There's pole vaulter Leryn Franco of Paraguay displaying rather prominent camel toe. There is also the tantalizing nipples of Rebecca Soni. There's a never ending parade of nipples, ass, rocking bodies, cleavage, sexy butts and camel toe all updated multiple times per day.