Face it Americans, Curling is the only Olympic sport that anybody really gives a damn about but it's a bitch to dig through hundreds of pages of Olympic broadcast schedules to fine out when Curling is being televised. But look what I've done for you - I put all the info (local to the Central timezone) right here for your enjoyment. Now you can sit back and watch those heavy, polished stones glide down the long span of ice as the teams jockey to score the most points and bump their own stones closer or bump opponent's stones out of contention. God, I love this sport!
Tuesday, February 16
11:00a - 2:00p USA - Men's Curling
4:00p - 7:00p CNBC - Women's Curling
Wednesday, February 17
1:30a - 4:00a CNBC
2:00a - 4:30a MSNBC - Men's Curling
11:00a - 2:00p USA - Women's Curling
4:00p - 7:00p CNBC - Men's Curling
Thursday, February 18
1:30a - 4:00a CNBC
2:00a - 5:00a MSNBC - Women's Curling
11:00a - 2:00p USA - Men's Curling
4:00p - 7:00p CNBC - Women's Curling
Friday, February 19
1:30a - 4:00a CNBC
2:00a - 4:30a MSNBC - Men's Curling
11:00a - 2:00p USA - Women's Curling
4:00p - 7:00p CNBC - Men's Curling
9:00p - 12:00a CNBC - Women's Curling
Saturday, February 20
2:00a - 5:00a MSNBC - Men's Curling
11:00a - 2:00p MSNBC - Men's Curling
4:00p - 7:00p CNBC - Women's Curling
9:00p - 12:00a CNBC - Men's Curling
Sunday, February 21
2:00a - 5:00a MSNBC - Men's Curling
11:00a - 2:00p MSNBC - Women's Curling
4:00p - 7:00p CNBC - Men's Curling
9:00p - 12:00a CNBC - Women's Curling
Monday, February 22
2:00a - 4:30a MSNBC - Women's Curling
11:00a - 2:00p USA - Men's Curling
4:00p - 7:00p CNBC - Women's Curling
9:30p - 12:00a CNBC - Men's Curling
Tuesday, February 23
2:00a - 4:30a MSNBC - Men's Curling
11:00a - 2:00p USA - Women's Curling
4:00p - 7:00p CNBC - Men's Curling
9:30p - 12:00a MSNBC - Women's Curling
Wednesday, February 24
2:00a - 4:30a MSNBC - Women's Curling
4:00p - 7:00p MSNBC
Thursday, February 25
2:00a - 4:30a MSNBC - Men's Curling
11:00a - 2:00p USA - Women's Curling: Semifinal
4:00p - 7:00p CNBC - Men's Curling
Friday, February 26
2:00a - 5:00a MSNBC - Women's Curling
11:00a - 2:00p USA - Women's Curling: Bronze Game
5:00p - 8:00p CNBC - Women's Curling
Saturday, February 27
2:00a - 4:30a MSNBC - Men's Curling
11:00a - 2:00p USA - Men's Curling: Bronze Game
5:00p - 8:00p CNBC - Men's Curling Gold Medal Match
So there it is, two solid weeks of Curling goodness. Grab your popcorn, a few bottles of beer and throw kepe your remote handy as you hop between three obscure cable channels to get your Curling fix. Hey, at least most of these broadcasts will be live so when America brings home the Olympic Curling Gold Medal we'll know about it before it hits Twitter. Unless NBC drops the ball like usual and fucks us all.
For photos of Minnesota where curling, beleive it or not, is wildly popular check out MinnPics!
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